September 2011
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it is better to be alone with yourself than to be...
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don't fucking cuss!!!
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we always try to surprise each other on our...
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i generally do not like surprises. i don't like...
thanks guys for the startling morning. good thing i woke up extra early today. we always try to surprise each other on our birthdays that when the day comes it almost doesn’t count as a surprise anymore. but it’s what you guys do and the thought and the effort you put into it.
this year you outdid yourselves. THE EARLY TIMING. the french song. the flowers. the candle-lit donuts. the...
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second year morning care return demo
me: [wiping the dummy's arm with washcloth]
prof. v.: now why do you do that?
me: to remove dead skin cells and dirt and to freshen up the patient?
prof. v.: ok. that's right but why in that manner?
me: uhhhhh
classmate behind prof.: [mouthing words to help me out]
me: uuuhhhhh.
prof. v.: see you're rubbong the arm that way. why is that?
classmate behind prof.: [still mouthing those god damned words which i finally understood]
me: oh yes. yes. [makes circular motion with the washcloth] we need to make circular motions as well.
teacher: what?
classmate behind prof.: [slaps forehead] to improve circulation!!
nothing like earl grey on a hot day.
seriously. nothing like it. terrible idea. should have gatoraded.
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curse words. very inappropriate but very...
i'm afraid i might lose my marbles.